I was asked by Marty to submit something for a birthday mockumentary he was making as a surprise for our mutual friend called "David Blum: Living Legend."
It was going to be presented to him in Iowa, where Dave and Marty go to school. This is filled with improvised inside jokes, which aren't funny in the least. Isn't that usually the case with inside jokes, anyway?
Due to a file transfer mishap, my statements were not included in the final cut.
Footage courtesy of Calla Cofield.