"Welcome to Brandon's Double Beef Barn, may I take your order please?"
"I'll take the pre-claimed double cork special please, with extra sketchy-edit sauce all over it. Could you throw in a side of web cam over-reaction too?"
"Yes sir, that will be $12.60 at the first window. Please drive forward."
"Is that real beef in there?"
"No, sir, the beef is completely unreal."