I think I need to make a "lizard door" on the cage. He could be on my bed, crawl down on to the floor, even if he has to jump which he does, go 6 feet across the floor to his cage, and rub up against the glass like he thinks he can go right through it. Not just once, twice. Three times. Like it's gonna cave in.
Mudvayne in the background. I always have music on.