I was asked to do a birthday-related cover song by the folks over at the COVER ME website, and I chose this ridiculous little outtake, full of the most egregiously stupid sexual allusions to ever make their way into rock'n'roll. The original is by the ever-classy Jerry Lee Lewis, of course. My version here substitutes the original piano, guitar, bass and drums for the slightly-less-often heard diddley bow (one string guitar), one-string double drum (don't ask), scraper and, uh, drill. Sincerely hope you enjoy this bit of low-down buffoonery.