John McCain, Barack Obama, and Sarah Palin's daughter rap about the recent scandel involving Bristol Palin.
Twas a dark and stormy day when Bristol hit the hay
Even ole Gustof didn't steal da news away
She was sweet 16, a true sex fiend, newest of the sluts on the political scene
Whose that a knockin' at da bloggers door?
It's me, the 'special' baby; don't you know me anymore?
Whose the real mama: Sarah or Bristol?
Tis plain one a da two was smokin some crystal.?????
Oh, no, I'm so forlorn it was shrooms she ate fore I was born.
Whose dat a stompin'? Elephant or mule?
Course it's a mule you gal darn fool. Look at my color: I'm da man that'll rule!
Barack you came in the nick of time. Maybe you'll solve this gal darn crime.
I'll solve this crime if the law prevails and send the Republicans right to jail.
So the moral of the story is plain to see:
Don't jeopardize the country with your teen pregnancy.