Nine minutes of faltering, halting, hemming, and hawing. Certainly not my best reading from a script, but you'll forgive it once you see and understand the easiest way possible to get text rotating around a globe.
Remember, get the stationary point of the text where you need it first, set the Bend Axis Angle to 180°, and make incremental changes to Bend Angle to find the best fit. If I didn't impress that upon you already in the video.
And yeah, my next tutorial will be that light pole thing.