Poet: Ric* http://listennowspeaklater.wordpress.com
Illustration: Thom Lambert http://www.thomlambert.com/
Video: Chris Mayes-Wright http://twitter.com/#!/Cal_Green
Motion: Diaghe http://www.diaghe.com/
Call me Santa, that wanker that you thought was coming.
But bitch this aint a porno flick and I'm a hundred and something, I owe you nothing.
And nothing in this world is free,
your parents paid the cost to lie to you, all because of me.
You see, but I'm not that devilish,
even if you can turn Santa to Satan with a switch of an n,
it isnt my requisite.
The devil wears prada, me.. I wear what's in my contract.
Coca Cola made me wear red did you know that?
I was fat slob always drunk off the conyac.
But than they came along, told me to sing a song,
sign on the dotted Line and all your worries are gone.
So now I say hoe, hoe, hoe like I'm pimp,
Making money off you dumbass people until your skint,
So go ahead celebrate, I'm celebrating too,
Merry Christmas motherfuckers, Happy New Year too.
note: this video was shot randomly from a guy I saw at an event and I had to improvise the lyrics after only writing a couple days before. Its all good anyway big up to Cal Green for helping me out, maybe the next video I will actually say 100% what I write.
So stay locked, more coming soon.