Lyle has tried his best to like his son. But after four years, they've grown apart. It's the little things, really. The way the boy dresses, the cute faces he makes in the bath. And what type of preschooler watches Fox News? It's enough to make a man wonder, what would my life be like without children? Could I be at a Karaoke bar right now? On a weeknight? CAPTAIN FORK is the heartwarming tale of a father's desire to off his toddler, and the special birthday present that will change their lives forever.