We're getting settled into the new house, and while I haven't yet set up the lighting for a proper review, I had to record this momentous event: This marks the first time in history that I've ever wanted to get my money back from the Apple TV. (Well, at least when it's a piece of media and not just generally cursing the sluggish performance of the device in general.)

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