Hilarity ensued when Dan tried to bribe his way into our house so that he could pick up his lovely bride, none other than my highly valuable sister Joanna. We made him work for it, requiring him to prove his love through interpretive dance, sculpturades, and tests of style, acting, and pop culture. He also provided us with pigs, cash, and a lot of attitude. In the end, thanks to his trusty wing-persons (Keara and Allen!), he made it through and we are so glad he did. Especially Joanna.