The Econolypse Edition! Offering Standard and High Def (you know who you are) APR Financing of 5.69-150.324983% Comes with your choice of add-ons:
•"Safety-Zones" GPS system
•Leopard Skin or Slave
•Automatic Doors & Trunk
•Fleshy Steering Wheel, with Balls
•Ejecting Passenger Seat
•Tomahawk Missile Launcher
•A Star in Your Name from the Innernational Star Registry!