"The length of a coffee order is uncannily proportional to the strength of the migraine."
This character exists in every workplace, in every vanpool, and in every West Coast coffee line.
(my favorite part: "stir it." A purposefully layered (then stirred) caramel macchiato? Awesome.)
Sauce (not syrup),
Sugar-Free vanilla and caramel,
Ice-cubes on top,
One Sweet and Low,
1 and 1/2 Sugar in the Raw
Sleeve between them,
Fat-Free Chocolate drizzle,
One skinny straw,
And stir it.
"...and can you actually get it right this time?"
And yes, the makers of this video are perfectly aware that "large," "20 oz," "Venti," all mean the same thing. As well as, "fat-free" and "skinny," "split-shot" and "half-caf."
...This is the point...
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