Thanks for all your kind words guys! It's quite overwhelming to see this shared and retweeted all over!
All sins typographic in nature have been amended, hopefully. Thanks for bearing with it the whole time. :)
As always, all credit due to the amazing Ira Glass.
Source audio is from this very seminal video by current.tv:
Made in three days on Illustrator and After Effects, for Day 6 of the #30daysofcreativity.