I have 15 years to develop an electric, non-annoying, non-polluting version of this now discontinued machine.
I owe it to Linus. I owe it to myself. Nay, I owe it to freaking mankind to pour every resource at my disposal at that goal - because seriously - it is a freakin' crime against humanity to deprive this as yet to even know what the hell a jet ski is kid of his destiny to join me, and together, we can rule the universe, as father, and son, and uncle.
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