Lindsey professes her love for the woman who should be the GOP frontrunner, Michele Bachmann.
Lyrics by Lindsey Finn
Music and Video by Leo Garcia
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There’s something I gotta admit to y'all tonight - I’m in love with a girl. But I don’t think she even knows who I am. Hopefully that’ll change soon.
Hey there baby girl with those crazy eyes
Come on over here, and try me on for size
Been keeping tabs on you since you entered the race
And now all I can think of is your beautiful face
You’re pro-life, pro-church, a woman of prayer
But c’mon sweet thing and let me smell your hair
How can a love that feels so right be wrong?
I’m gonna try and woo you by the end of this song
Michele, My Belle
The things I’d do to you would send you to hell
I wanna be with you
Forever and ever
I’ll stick by your side in all kinds of weather
Like hurricanes, earthquakes, hail and rain
I say it’s Global Warming, and you say nay -
It’s from God, He’s sent us a sign
A sign from above that we’ve crossed the line
You believe in Intelligent Design
I believe your body was designed for mine
Michele, I was an atheist before you threw your hat in the race for the GOP presidential nomination-but now I see God every time I look at you
I love you - I’ma lay it out straight
But as for the homos, you got nothin but hate
Gays getting married hurts the American Way,
You’ll change your mind after a roll in the hay
With me, you know I’ll do you right
I’ll keep you moanin’ “Oh-bama!” all through the night
If you can teach gay kids that they’re actually straight,
I can teach you to like it when I lick your VAGINA.
You can’t hate the gays that much, baby girl - you’re married to one.
You say you’re pro-life and that’s okay
Cause, girl, I’d have your baby anyday
You can take away my right to choose
But before you do know that I choo-choo-choose you
You want to tell a women what she can and cannot do with her body - phsh, girl sounds good to me.