*** UPDATE: Please consider watching this clip here: youtu.be/V4vLlCQH05U ***
...the "good" Slovaks, that is. ;-) Not the denizens of Blava's "Petrzalka" or those who put the beat on good Hungarian-Slovaks. To you, this doesn't apply. You can click onto your favorite Hungarian-hating neo-NSDAP site of your choosing...
What you're about to hear, my babies, is the way Havel himself would have presented his thoughts and views had he a chance to speak candidly, openly, without banal political correctness, international fawning, Frankenspeak, and general political puffery and niceties which pass as discourse for most ex-politicos in any country.
What I'm about to say is the way Havel would have spoken to you had he bumped into you in a bar over a simple brewski sometime during the 1970s, when he didn't give a chimpanzee's ass or a bullcrap what people thought about him or how hardcore or raw his pronouncements were, back in the day when he needed to convey his views clearly, succinctly, and without fuzzy dialogue.
This is on a par with holy manifesto saintly Jan Hus' (John Hus, John of Hus -- AMEN!!!) the Husstie Mack Daddy Fighter-Philosopher-King, would have professed to his Hussite bros minutes before being set on fire on Konstanz/Constance by a lynch mob, victim to the ever-perfidious papal schemers and the tyrannical dictatorship of the Pope and Rome. Damn them!
You are not necessarily going to like what I'm about to say. Oh no...
And Slovaks -- the good and honest non Hlinka-ist ones who don't bow to the altar of Tiso and Hlinka in Zits, oops, Zips, oops Zilina -- will not appreciate the mirror I'm holding up to their otherwise well-mannered countenance (provided you don't hail from barf-y Blava)
But what I'm about to tell you is right and true, right as rain, sincere as the light of day, as honest as night follows day. As certain as Rice beats Texas. As certain as Prague is further west than Vienna, yet finds itself in the Communist bloc (go fucking figure?!).
Young Czechs no longer wish to be deceived by Flat Top (Vaclav "Why Am I Always Constipated?" Klaus), their corrupt perfidous political leadership, and no longer wish to eke out their hardscrabble living abroad in the former oppressing nations of Germany or Austria, seeking greener pastures in other nations when there's a perfectly heavenly abode straddling the center of the European Continent, G.od's Paradise On Earth, the Czech Nation, the Czechlands, the Czech Republic. Acknowledge its Praises.
May is cease being a "republic" only in name. In 2012, may Cesko be a republic in deed as well as need. Amen!
And, oh yeah, and Happy Fucking Holidays to you and yours...
Adam Daniel Mezei, PMD | Producer of Marketing and Distribution
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