The Damsels' musical answer to the age-old question - Do Virgins Taste Better Than Those Who Are Not?
Written by Grace, Kate, and Nana Rose, this song is chock full of snarkiness and Ye Old Girl Power. The melody used is from a song called "The Irish Washerwoman."
This song is best performed in a Tag Team Barding Big Damn Trilogy with the Bedlam Bards singing the original "Do Virgins Taste Better?" and the Brobdingnagian Bards countering with "The Dragon's Retort" and us Damsels wrapping up with "Conniption!"