A short looping cartoony piece based around the dangers of taking metaphors too literally. It's utterly "shocking".
All sounds are from freesound.com, except the Wilhelm Scream.
Most of these sounds are under the Creative Commons Zero license, except for the following, which are under the Attribution license. These sounds have been made by:
0:00 -Heavy rain: by Lebaston
0:09 -Sipping: by Stevious42
0:13 -Splash: by InspectorJ
0:13 -Background Thunder: by Inspector J