In another universe...

John McCain wins the 2008 elections but soon dies to to advanced Alzheimer's disease. But he comes back as zombie McCain to dispute Palin's right to be president. He is quickly devoured by Cthulu who eats the Supreme Court, Palin and most of Congress. He then declares President of the United States and begins his dark reign for ten thousand years.

Story credits go to uncyclopedia.com

Beginning music is "The Wicked End" by Avenged Sevenfold.

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