Only a cad and a bounder would serve up beastly bottled water when tap water is so frightfully delightful. So when your waiter tries to foist some exotic aberration on you, keep a stiff upper lip and ask for 'un cocktail de tap'

Featuring the talents of:

Lord Richard Stemp, Baroness Alison Carroll of Croydon and Mr. James Hyland (formerly of the Pig and Whistle Camden Town)

Musical accompaniment by Mr. Marc Folan. Music and lyrics by Marc Folan & Michael Wright

Thanks to everyone at th2ng and Sartoria

Directed Michael 'Faucet' Wright for

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