Your recruiter ("Ice Pick") is full of surprises.
Mark Teller shows what it is like to sit in front of a recruiter and:
Hand over your fake resume like it was a million bucks in loose cash;
Not seem desperate to get the job;
Survive a brutal career assessment / career test / career quiz;
Wish you had copied a better cover letter and resume examples out of Screw the Recruiter;
Rise above the other job seekers with your wit and style, and when that fails, through pathetic ass-kissing; and
Realize you are about to make a serious career change with some prickly consequences.