My edit of the footage shot March 8-12, 2012 on and around the Pere Marquette River, MI.

The gentleman who enjoys taking video up his nose is Matt Smythe ( Our Michigan ambassador and drift boat captain was Matt Dunn (

Contains potty-mouth language, lame casting, white people dancing, consumption of alcohol, two-handed rods, rap music, praying, cheesy editing techniques, gangstas, and many other no-no things.

The actions in this video were performed by partially-trained amateurs in an open environment. Please always attempt these stunts at home.

Music is Beck, "Truckdrivin' Neighbors Downstairs" and Snoop Dogg, "Drop It Like It's Hot".

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