ACTHUNG! WARNING!! CHER ARSE ALERT!!!
THE LAST GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH
ALL PROCEEDS will be used to buy musical instruments, a jukebox and a music therapist for the John Cade Psychiatric Unit at the Royal Melbourne Hospital.
AND THE LINE UP IS!!!!
Screaming Queen - Harmony
Elvis' Rotting Corpse - Richie 1250
Nancy Sinatra - Brous
Dolly Parton's Long Lost Italian Twin Sister - Stella Angelico
Cher Alike - Clem Bastow
Iggy Pop and the Stooge Lions- Marcus Rechsteiner
Dean Martian - Quincy McLean
Liberace - BJ Morriszonkle
Siegfried and Roy - Simone Page Jones and Glen Walton
The Atomic Explosions with Shags Chamberlain, Matt Kulesza & Miles Brown
Cryogenic Show Girls from the Tivoli 1950 - The Tivoli Lovelies
Viva Las Luscombe - Dan Luscombe & Friends
The Greatest and Only Magosopher in the World - Sunny Leunig
The Bride - Jessica Says
The Groom - Geoffrey O'Connor
The Vegas Bogans
The Alien - Katia Lallo
Poems from the 5th dimension - Marcus Rechsteiner and Harriet Stewart
The Shellettes as themselves
Midnite Bosom as themselves
Saxophone Solo - Tommy Spender
Vibraphone Solo - Justin Marshall
Guitar Hero - Masato 'The Dragon' Takasaka
Sailor Boys (Cher and Iggy's backing dancers) - Parking Lot Experiments
The Sitar All-Stars - The Ribbon Device
DJ's Hannah Fox and Raoul Duke (aka Master Bedroom)
Fortune Tellers - Hayley McKee & Amy Franz
But not only will there be SINGING, friends, not only will there be DANCING, not only will there be MAYHEM AND EXCESS IN A HIGH DEGREE, there will also be a VERY SPECIAL VERY REAL LIVE ON-STAGE MARRIAGE CEREMONY by an alien from outer-space...with a little help from Elvis.
The whole shebang is presented by ‘MONTY’ MONTAN in cahoots with FAD and friends AKA THE BRUNSWICK RAT PACK.
** EXTRA INFO
We will be taking donations in the form of working musical instruments but so that we don't end up with 35 guitars and 16 kazoos, we have put together an instrument registry of sorts (see below). E-mail Marcus at firstname.lastname@example.org to talk about your donation.
2 Acoustic guitars
Lots of MP3 Players!!