I ran the tap this morning to soak the previous night's dishes. I saw the mechanics of the Universe revealed:
Glory Be! to Centrifugal Farce, Your Clock-Hand Spoon surpassed by the speed of Chilli Flake --- (you might have orbited forever, if it weren't for that fucker Friction).
Ahum, well..all things must pass.
(Friend Ash walked in just past the entropic moment.)
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