Remember that time you and your family were almost trampled by cattle while you were enjoying a lovely May Day picnic, and how your auntie said she thought the cows were on heat, and how she pointed out their 'frightfully swollen pink bits', and how uncomfortable that made you feel? Well, if you'd been wearing our ultra-bright Wearable Boomer, all that could have been avoided.

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