Well....
I used to have one of these - youtube.com/watch?v=-x1L1QbXGyM
I used to love annoying people with it.
In my new found Arduino obsession I decided that it was only right that I should try and connect it to the Arduino and the internet so other people could annoy me! Some very bad soldering (i haven't soldered since I was about 10) later and here's a semi working project.
In the future I intend to hook up the other 3 missing sounds and make the code a bit better so it will play "I pity the fool" every time someone posts that phrase on Twitter.

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