When I was 15, at the snooker club me and my brother watched the owner Leslie Grandhorne stand on table 7 and try to cut his balls off with a kitchen knife.
At midnight, on the way home, we saw a minibus full of tourists wearing Jim Davidson masks.
I made this video for the Jelas by scratching up slides from my personal slide collection.
It's about a Global Vomiting Epidemic.
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