Bruce, the local bogan-coffee cup, is just out for one of his evening swims, but so is Patricks' butt.
Are the remaining bodyparts of Patrick in attendance aswell, or is it simply his bum who's out on a stroll?
Is the smooth texture on the coffee cup smoother than Patrick's buttocks?
Who will prevail?
There are simply too many questions to be asked, so you better get comfy and and let this thrilling story unravel before your eyes.