From the people who brought you the Republican National Convention and Fifty Shades of Grey comes a new erotic novel sure to be a runaway best seller. Introducing Mitt-y Shades of Grey!
The story follows Ann Davies, a young college student at Brigham Young University working as a reporter for her college newspaper. When she interviews Mitt Romney, the successful and wealthy managing partner of Bain Capital, she finds herself immediately attracted to him. But something about him sort of scares her, too.
Imagine her surprise when Mitt arrives at her home a week later to ask her father if he may accompany Ann and the rest of her family to church on Sunday!
Your pulse will race as you read the steamy scene of their first stolen kiss…
…and you’ll blush outright at the unusual and perverted sex acts these two get caught up in—no
fewer than five times in eleven years!
The critics are already raving about Mitt-y Shades of Grey!
So send the hubby off with the kids to get ice cream, and settle down for some “me-time” with Mitt-y Shades of Grey. In bookstores now!
While your book idea is… unique… I don’t really see a market for it at this time. But I do have some thoughts about how to make your idea more profitable, so let’s get together soon and discuss.

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