Can't breathe at night. Normal pregnancy symptom, I'm told. Still, it feels so torturous I keep expecting John Yoo to write me a memo.
The good news is that this middle-of-the-night meltdown was caught on tape by the Mr. If I'm going to exploit my baby, why not start now by exploiting my baby-related meltdowns for your amusement?
If you are pregnant and panicking 'cause you can't breathe, know you are not alone. If you are fine, please enjoy a private but satisfying sense of superiority. That's what I would do. Oh, and sorry: NSFW. I swear a lot.
Enjoy another offering from Sonny and Overshare.