I was having the best day of my life for the 10th day in a row AND my house filled with smoke, because it was on fire for the second time that day.... Tis time Imhad to call 911 and take my important papers outside and also, put on a shirt. The firemen came and put the fire out using my Pampered Chef oven mitt! Whole good story... And they left AND THeN a big truck pulling a big trailer stopped in front of my house.... People yelled from the truck: do you have any children! I said: do you want to buy some? They said: no! We want to give them toys.... And since my dog has an 8-year-old best friend at the end of the street, I know where all the children are! So they buried me in toys! They even gave my mean grumpy man a nice shirt and a the thing he has wanted most for a year: a nice rachet set! So, I say, I am THE REAL Jo Anna Claus...celebrate Pize day ( because my nickname is Pi) on the day after Boxing Day!