I have pledged by law that I will eat every page and the covers of my book Scorch Atlas, available now for order from featherproof.com. This is the eating of the first page of the book. It was harder after the fact than it was going down.
You can follow my eating progress at http://www.gillesdeleuzecommittedsuicideandsowilldrphil.com
You can buy the book from featherproof.com now, or from other major retail outlets on 9/9/09.