This is me eating a copy of my book Scorch Atlas. This is page 2. I used ketchup and Trappey's hot sauce. It tasted pretty good. It could have tasted better. Next time it will taste better. I don't think Barry Hannah or Muriel Spark ever ate their own books.
You can buy Scorch Atlas from Featherproof Books at featherproof.com
Or some other places.
You can see me eating page 1 at