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This bread is so good because it's very quick and easy to make, mainly because you don't have to dick around proofing/proving dough. The other bonus, nobody sells good soda bread! well I can't find it anyway.
My grandmother was Irish so I suppose I'm a little proud of my Irish ginger roots and love this un-pretentious style of cookery (although the video is a bit wanky). This bread doesn't make the best sandwiches, unless it's an open one, but toasted and smothered in lots of butter, topped with a poached egg and there is no need for heaven, you're already there. Also, great for dipping in your Irish stew or Colcannon soup.
Because the bread is scone-ish, you could add other things, you could use Guinness instead of milk? sunflower seeds instead of oats? stilton instead of cheddar? You get the idea!
Makes 1 round loaf or you can put it in a loaf tin.
300ml milk (none of that skimmed shit, your baby needs a healthy layer of fat)
1 orange (zest and half the juice)
1 chunk of cheddar
A few sprigs of rosemary
300g flour (plain or wholemeal or a mixture of both)
160g jumbo oats
1 tsp bicarb
1 tsp baking powder (if you don't have this, double the bicarb)
1 tsp dark brown sugar or other sugar
1 tsp of salt
1. Sieve the flour into a large bowl. Add the salt, sugar, bicarb & baking powder, orange zest, rosemary (chopped up) and grated cheddar or other cheese. Add the oats and give a rough mix by hand.
2. Mix the milk and orange juice in a jug and then add the mixture and give a good mix with one of your hands, holding the bowl with the other.
3. Get a tray lined with baking paper or line a loaf tin with baking paper.
4. Using the mucky hand shape the dough into a ball and dust with a little more flour whist it's still in the bowl, then transfer onto the baking tray. Or if you're using the loaf tin transfer the mix into there.
5. Sprinkle the loaf with some more oats and cut a cross shape on the top with a knife. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes at 200 degrees celsius.
The bread is cooked when it has risen and started to turn golden, to double-check it's cooked pick up the bread up with a tea towel and tap the bottom with your fingers and the bread will sound hollow.
Leave for a bit before cutting. Freezes well, but will keep for 4-5 days and toasts like a beautiful fair-skinned Irish baby.
Have fun making babies, and remember, keep them sexy. Who doesn't like a sexy baby?