What's allergic to tobacco, looking for a "Coke-bottle-shaped 19 year-old" to spend the rest of his life with, and a fan of live ghost-rapping his own record in front of a packed house?
The one and only RiFF RaFF, of course.
We kicked it backstage with the enigmatic Gent (how far he's come) at New York City's SOB last week. Before he went on stage, he answered a few questions about his bling ("tangerine orangutan diamonds") and his his ideal woman women.
Then, he hit us with a hilarious freestyle that only ended when his bodyguard finally pulled him on-stage to perform.
Enjoy our video with one of the most colorful entertainers in the game -- we sure enjoyed shooting it.