It’s a night for entertainments here at the Cardboard Convent, and Sister Redempta will happily lead you to your seat. The puppets will be starting soon. You’ve done well this week, observing your vows of obedience, self-denial, and praying for the grace not to feel what you are feeling. But just in case (you have perhaps lingered too long in a hallway with a fellow sister, begun to form a “particular friendship”), Sister Redempta will ask you to perform an examen of consciousness before entering the theater for tonight’s show. It’ll only take a minute. Step inside the confessional, tell of your sinful and selfish heart, and find yourself blessed with the ultimate freedom of the choiceless.