The cultist-deprogramming genital-threatening puppet epic, now free on Vimeo. Lights out...full-screen...headphones or good speakers, if you can...just settle back and be forever unreligionized....

This movie (and other such surreal puppet psychosis) is available for HD download at LUMALIN.COM

JESUS HATES YOU NOW (2013)
Produced by - Lumalin Productions
Written / Directed - Tristan Newcomb
Also Starring - Benjamin Bruce Bales, Gregory Du, Melinda Siomiak
Music - Zen Debris, Tsuyoshi Oyama, Tristan Newcomb, Eddie Aispuro
Additional Art and Design - Melinda Siomiak, Mariah Min, Ryan Bulis, Clare Little, Sommer Roman, Jessica Carino Oropesa

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