"If you're going to read this, don't bother. After a couple pages, you won’t want to be here. So forget it. Go away. Get out while you’re still in one piece. Save yourself. There has to be something better on television. Or since you have so much time on your hands, maybe you could take a night course. Become a doctor. You could make something out of yourself. Treat yourself to a dinner out. Color your hair. You’re not getting any younger."
-Quote from Choke by Chuck Palahniuk.
*It's super fast forward because life doesn't wait for you to read on the internet.*