Pre-Andrew Luck, the 2011 Indianapolis Colts were led, for a period, by Kid Rock Junior-lookalike Curtis Painter. And also: slavering.
Peyton Manning was out for the year with a compound fracture of the neck.
On the eve of a match up with the Kansas City Chiefs (combined record of both teams at the time: 1-9) watch as one oafish man who neglected to wash his hair, investigates the love Colts' fans have for their team, even in the face of adversity.
This should have been a series, right?