Went to Kinokuniya Shoten (a Japanese bookstore chain) the other day, and found a small box with a naked girl on the front, in the sale section. It was only a few dollars, so I took the plunge. I figured it must contain one of several things:
1. A plastic figure of the naked girl in the illustration
2. An 'Onahole' stress relief toy. If you don't know what that is, Google it.
3. Actually, DON'T Google 'Onahole' stress relief toy. Unless you're over 18 and your mother isn't around.
4. Something completely unrelated to the aforementioned naked girl in the box art.

Well, I'm going to share the anticipation with you, dear internet. As well as the inevitable disappointment.
Let's do this thing...

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