The first in a series of highly instructional musical animated videos from Bogus Operandi. Expect more silliness on a regular basis.
Bye Bye Fearless Leader Has Died
(lyrics by Sid Karri & Anthony Koithra, vocals by Anthony Koithra, music by Don McLean 'American Pie')
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how
My father used to rule our land
He was the mighty Kim Jong Il,
Of exquisite taste and fearsome skill
We all agreed that he was quite a man
But this December that all changed
His health declined and his power waned,
I stepped up even though,
I don't like the Politburo
Every North Korean stopped and cried
Across the nation far and wide
I was so scared, I was te-rri-fied,
The day Kim Jong Il died
So
Bye bye fearless leader has died
Greatest Leader North Korea was to ever come by
The Pyongyang guard asked with doubt in their eyes
Are you really sure Kim Jong Un's our guy?
Please tell me this isnt our guy
You know my father Kim Jong Il,
Left some pretty enormous shoes to fill,
Well, about a size 6, but still...
He'd held the world to nuclear ransom,
While being suave and looking handsome,
He controlled the storms and weather every day
Yeah, I know they were in love with him
I've seen them crying, looking grim
How can I fill his shoes?
Is there no one else to choose?
I'm just an in-ex-pe-ri-enced chubby boy
Fattened on kim chi and bok choy
I know I'm not the real mccoy
But I think i'm gonna try
'cause they are thinkin'
"Bye Bye, Fearless Leader has died
Greatest Leader North Korea was to ever come by
The Pyongyang guard may have doubt in their eyes
But I'll convince them otherwise
I think that I can be their guy"
In ten years where will I take this land?
I could move away from daddy's plan
Open up the markets and economy
Multinationals would set up shop
Starbucks, Levis and I-HOP
And Dexter on my cable tee vee
But I'm not really a capitalist
I should rule this place with an IRON FIST
The western world will tremble
More nukes we will assemble
So screw those UN sanctions, small and large,
I'll be chillin' here showing I'm in charge,
Me and Rodman and his entourage,
Until the day I die
They'll be singin'
My My Kim Jong-un is our guy
Greatest leader North Korea was to ever come by
The Pyongyang guard says with pride in their eyes
Don't know how we ever got by
We're so glad Kim Jong-Un's our guy"
(c) Bogus Operandi 2013