Unto each time and each generation, there is born a singular epistemological conundrum. Until now, this generation could have claimed it's to be the slinky, or even perhaps the QVC channel. All that, however, has changed dramatically with the spontaneous and unexpected occurrence of Lose Lose Tennis, in which, through unexplained supernatural phenomena, both players actually lose the match. Although unprecedented in our time, it is certain that our children and grandchildren will be playing Lose Lose Ping Pong and Lose Lose Bocce before the century is up. Boat Safety Films is honored to be the first to document this new and irreducible event.