Late one night in the City of London financial wiz kids invented unbeknown toxic investments. Despite the warnings the financiers unleashed their products to the unwitting public.
4 years after the contagion started a new breed of banker evolved, the Zombie Banker, feasting on the public sector and tax payer in an effort to stay alive and shore up the balance sheets that sustain them.
A national defence program, GIABO, is underway to educate the non-zombies to find a better future for all.
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Thanks to the Department of Corporate Sustenance