The Legend of Shannon started with cheese,
a lonesome cheese curd gathering hair.
Down came a wizard from dimension B,
A hungry wizard grizzly bear.
A magical roar and the cheese was his,
but right back out it shot like a cannon.
Some magical rainbow upchuck bizz
that turned a statue into Shannon.
We call her Shannon but here's what it means:
Super Hot Astronaut Ninja Nerd on Nos.
Once just a statue and cheese and bear dreams,
she wants to travel and loves the cosmoss. (cosmos!)
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