A message from the New World Order to the population of Earth has been discovered and decoded by a researcher in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, who recently discovered a transmission arriving from outer space and has cracked its code.
We have taken control of the media to ensure proper delivery of our messages of control and coercion. We control what you like, what you dislike and how you will react to that which we tell you to dislike. We ask the questions. And, we give you the answers you need to behave as we desire.
Asking questions beyond the ones we ask for you is not necessary. Seeking answers to our questions other than the ones we provide to you is equally unnecessary. You will be given what you need to know by us, and you will accept what we say as true. You will believe us. Religiously.
And, you will believe us because you will have absolutely no idea what *else* you can possibly do as a free, beautiful human being. We will create a monster so large, so fierce and so very far away that there will be literally *nothing* you can do to escape your own fear from it.
You will duck. You will cover. You will go to work and pay your taxes while not asking or even discussing the questions that we didn't approve. In your day-to-day interactions with others, you won't even dare to consider the answers we don't give you. Because if you do, your name is going on a list, mister!!
And, fear us not - for this is all simply being done to help you be at peace with the fact that you were born into slavery, educated only to divide and conquer and in no way behave like a natural human being. As you enter your middle ages, we have pills and beverages to help you cope with the fact that you were born into slavery and will never be free.
And, toward your grave, the carrot stick we've dangled in front of you your whole life will, in fact, be pulled away from your eyes to be recycled into something new and placed before those who will run the race after you.
We do this for your protection and because we love you.