Client: Pirate Party of Germany
This had to be done fast in order to be heard in the ongoing public discussion.
"This is Hans-Peter. Hans-Peter is a data hamster. (A hamster in german is a hoarder.)
Hans-Peter is always afraid. That's why he's collecting data everywhere and anytime.
He collects data about whom we phone with and send emails to, and he's filming us at every occasion.
No matter where we are and what we do, Hans-Peter collects our data and stores them away. For a very, very long time.
Of course this doesn't prevent any evil and is completely useless anyway. Instead it's incredibly expensive, and Hans-Peter feels cosy and secure.
Hans-Peter collects your data and mine as well. We don't like that!"