There aren't many sports or activities that allow you to be a ninja (apart from maybe martial arts?) However rollerblading allowed Mason to be a ninja and it was a natural fit... In fact rollerblading is an inherently ninja experience. Let this section be a strong reminder that we're all ninjas... Especially if you wear a ninja costume while wearing rollerblades.
Ps- The OG remedy is still the ultimate ninja skate choice... You just can't fuck with some of the body positions in this section.