Some people have asked me, “Is this story true?” The answer is, mostly yes. I am not an anthropologist documenting scientific observations. What I am is a witness to history, a storytelling accidental tourist on a path less traveled, and a protector of rascals and innocents encountered during my journey into Mexico. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the excitement I truly did experience. Oscar Wilde said something to the effect that the storyteller recognizes that recreation, not instruction, is the aim of conversation, and the storyteller is a far more civilized being than the blockhead who loudly expresses his disbelief in a story that is told for the amusement of the company. I hope my story is both amusing and educational. Read on and judge for yourself.