British Pakistani comic Jeff Mirza unveils charmingly deranged detained cleric Abu Hamsta, thought to be Al Qaida's Entertainment Ambassador to Luton. "Osama is not dead - he lives in Magaluf."
Paki Bashir - Halal Meat tycoon with Paki Pride. Loves his family - otherwise known as the workforce "European migration means we're all Pakis now."
Note: Abu Hamsta would like to clarify that. He is no relation to Abu Hamza, who does not come from a line of pet shop owners.
Winner of Alhambra Arts Award for Excellence.