What do you get when you cross a crocodile, cougar, sorcerer, great white, tarantula, scorpion, cobra and ... a pair of eagle eyes?
A 2HeadedHorse production back in 2007 - we've come a long way, baby.
Hideous monster: John Ennis
Written by Laban Pheidias
Shot by Ravi Dhar and JT Gurzi
Hideous monster costume: Emily Hughes
Originally aired on our FUEL TV original comedy series: Stupidface. Learn more about Stupidface at fuel.tv/stupidface